Today was meant to be an ordinary day...but
it didn't quite pan out.
We went to Robin's largest school - Hojo
Primary - and our three shows went off well.
Our friend Eileen showed up and we got her
to join us in the Left and Right song (you
can never have too many people dancing!).
After lunch we visited Masaoka Primary, a
smaller school where we wowed the whole school
at once. The teachers at Masaoka were marvellous
- they had lots of questions for us so they
convened a special staff meeting and we discussed
teaching English at the primary school level.
It was a great chance to hear the sorts of
concerns teachers at this level had. How
can you teach correct pronunciation? (use
your ALT, use tapes, use CDs and computers)
Isn't a foreign language difficult? (No!
its just a language - anyone can do it!)
Don't you need to know a lot of grammar to
communicate? (No. I demonstrated by showing
that I could get one of the teachers pass
me a pen even though the only word I used
to communicate was the word for 'pen' - and
gestures, facial expression). We had the
impression that some of the teachers were
worried about the idea of teaching English,
but we allayed a lot of fears and even made
some friends - as we drove off all the staff
came out to see us off, waving wildly as
they chorused "Sayonnara".
It was time to head south. The Mizunuma's
had planned a big welcome dinner for us and
we were looking forward to relaxing over
a few beers. Said farewell to Robin.
In order to save time we hopped on
the expressway at Matsuyama. We zoomed along
- there wasn't much traffic - until we hit
a long uphill stretch and the Genkimobile
laboured along at 40 km/r. We proceeded at
this pace for about 5 kilometres when suddenly
the engine made a small "putt, putt"
sound and then a loud "bang". We
pulled over. The Genkimobile wouldn't start
- it was dead.
It was cold. I was wearing shorts. I was
worried that we had blown up the engine.
It was not a good moment.
Luckily a road inspection guy had stopped
a few hundred metres away - I hailed him
and asked him for help. He used the nearby
emergency phone to call about getting the
Genkimobile towed (after checking that we
had some money!). Rang Mizunuma Sensei and
explained the situation - he suggested getting
towed - he would meet us at Uchiko (the nearest
exit). The road service guy on the phone
wanted my details, and a very Japanese conversation
ensued:
(all in Japanese)
Him: "What has happened"
Me:
"Err..the engine made a sound...err....a
loud bang...ahh...the
car won't go...I think the engine blew up"
Him: "Where are you?"
Me:
"Near Uchiko"
Him: "Are you a Japan
Autombile Federation member?"
Me:
"No"
Him: (suddenly switching to English) No.
Maybe he wanted to practice his one English
word.
Two guys wearing reflective vests showed
up and directed the few passing cars so they
didn't accidentally swerve onto the shoulder
and collide with the Genkimobile. Richard
and I sat in the car eating Castella cake
and feeling miserable.
The towing guy appeared. Tow trucks don't
really tow in Japan - they carry. The Genkimobile
was winched onto the back of the truck as
I steered. Richard and I hopped in and made
small talk with the driver. The fact that
we were moving again buoyed our spirits a
little - but the fact we had killed the Genkimobile
weighed heavily on us.
We reached Uchiko - paid the toll for the
Genkimobile AND the tow truck. The Mizunumas
met us at the rendezvous point - in front
of a friend's garage. To make me feel even
worse, Mr Mizunuma was in his pajamas. He
and Mrs Mizunuma were remarkably cheery for
two people whose campervan had just been
blown up. We loaded some personals into overnight
bags, haggled with the driver for a reduced
price (we had been quoted a different rate
over the phone) and the Mizunumas took us
home to Uwa. I had driven the Genkimobile
to Hokkaido and back, and it broke down a
mere 30 kilometres from its destination.
We arrived after 11. We fell upon the feast
provided, drowned our sorrows and exhausted,
fell asleep.
Opinions expressed in this diary are personal
views of Will Jasprizza. They do not
necessarily represent those of Genki English,
especially where he is making jokes which sounded better at the
time!!! Please be understanding!
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