If hell ever freezes over it would feel something
like Tonochi at 8 o'clock in the morning.
We shuffled off to Tonochi Junior High School.
It was unusually quiet when we arrived. We
were met by the cheerfully smiling Shiraishi
Sensei who lead us immediately into the gym.
There we found the whole school, shivering,
as they waited for us. "Please make
a speech" we were told. So we wandered
onto the stage. The poor students were clearly
freezing to death as they sat on the floor
of the arctic gym. I said "Pretty cold
huh!" - and then, fearing that
there might be casualties from hypothermia,
quickly told them I was looking forward to
joining their classes.
The day soon warmed up. We were allocated
a tatami room where we could work between
classes. Richard rang around the press in
preparation for the shows later in the week,
impressing the teachers in the staffroom
with his formal Japanese (when you want the
press to visit it pays to be polite!).
At primary schools we have a set show. At
junior high schools we play it by ear, depending
on what material the students have recently
studied. The first class was a tad shy but
we tried getting them to sing "Left and Right". So so - they really were shy. Then
we used the stopwatch game. Excellent! We had found our lodestone.
The second class was even better. They devoured
the stopwatch game format as we reviewed
"When is your birthday?", "What
time is it?", and "What sport
do you play?" (amongst others).
For lunch I was allocated a 2nd year class.
After the initial "oohs" and "ahs"
and "I am the baseball captain!"
the class was subdued, but on coaxing the
kids at my table I received a run down on
the new members of the girl group Morning
Musume.
After lunch, whilst trying to find my way
back to the staffroom, I was ambushed in
the hallway by a group of 3rd year girls.
Miyuki, Mika, Kanae and Misae introduced
themselves to me, whipped out a camera and
demanded a photo. "Shy" was not
in their vocabulary.
The last class was the genki-est. They chewed
through everything we threw at them so we
upped the ante and gave them a new phrase
to practise: "What do you want for Christmas?".
They nailed it.
Miyuki and Kanae dropped by the staffroom
to get a photo with Richard, being careful
not to get spotted by the other teachers
as they really weren't supposed to be toting
a camera at school. Then the highlight of
the day. They whole school had a firedrill,
and had to (carefully) run out onto the oval.
There they presented us with a farewell speech
- one kid came up to us and made our day
by saying, in front of everyone "You
are funny!" and then the whole school
chorused "Thank you!".
Opinions expressed in this diary are personal
views of Will Jasprizza. They do not
necessarily represent those of Genki English,
especially where he is making jokes which sounded better at the
time!!! Please be understanding!
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