Desperately cold. I feel sick.
Don't
want to get up.
Tonochi Primary. Yesterday we were forewarned
that the school apparently didn't know what
we were doing. We went in early to address
the teachers. They seemed fine with the whole
thing, although the Vice Principal was at
best a cold fish.
Primitive gym (the school is 27years old).
No volume control (full power only). After
asking that the kids be ready so we could
start on time we had the embarrassing situation
where the CD player couldn't read the CD
which contains the opening music. There was
nothing we could do - we just bounded out
onto the stage and strutted our stuff sans
music. So-so. The gym was a like a gigantic
slab of ice, and every time I had the kids
sit down I felt sorry for them, and wanted
to get them up and moving again.
As if the threat of frostbite was not enough
distraction, halfway through the show a flock
of kindergarten kids showed up, prompting
the 1st and 2nd years to turn and wave to
their former classmates. If we had been warned
we could have let room up the front - as
it was the kindergartners sat at the back,
from where it was difficult to see. Despite
this small debacle thetiny tots ripped into
the songs with a passion (and their teacher
bought 2 CDs!).
The 3rd and 4th years were great -
loud and
energetic.
Surprisingly years 5 and 6 were balls of
energy - when they entered the gym they all
beamed as they yelled out greetings. I think
this was due to the influence of their homeroom
teacher - a cool looking dude who greeted
us in English.
Afterwards Richard demo-ed the CDs in the
computer room. The kids were falling over
themselves in the rush to answer the quizzes.
We had a tight schedule and rushed to Reitoku
Primary, where we were warmly received by
the Vice Principal and the smiling Yoshikawa
Sensei. Kids came to fetch us for lunch.
I left first. Halfway down the hall they
stopped and said "How old are you?"
When I told them 30 they said "We got
the wrong one!" and went back to fetch
Richard.
Lunch. We ate hard nut-like things. The homeroom
teacher told me that the kids ate them everyday
- to give them strong teeth and jaws.
Afterwards I played kickbase - just like
baseball except you kick a soccerball instead
of hit a baseball. My role - to play for
both teams and kick the ball so far that
each team would get at least one home run.
Broke up an argument. Sent one kid to the
nurse after he hit the deck. Did a
spot of pro-wrestling.
Meanwhile Richard was setting up. The sound
system was medieval - he had to rewire it.
Show. Awesome. The 1st and 2nd years were
fantastic, yelling their tiny lungs out.
One 1st year was so enthusiastic he slid
along the floor and slammed into Richard
during the Left and Right song. During the
crowd control cheering one little guy was
literally screaming.
Afterwards the Vice Principal told me he
liked my dancing: "The hips! Nice!"
he explained. It's comforting to know
I am attractive to 50 year old men.
We hung out in the staffroom and mingled.
Received a huge bag of chocolates. Sold some
CDs. There was a staff meeting so we had
to clear out, but all the teachers looked
sad to see us go.
Opinions expressed in this diary are personal
views of Will Jasprizza. They do not
necessarily represent those of Genki English,
especially where he is making jokes which sounded better at the
time!!! Please be understanding!
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